Steve Merit
(2011)
page last updated Fri, 11 Nov 2011, 1:15am PST
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Want to be a Playboy’s bunny
Do whatever they ask
Meet people with lots of money
and they would love you
like you loved another
Want to be a topless waitress
Want your mother to shed one tear
Throw away this old sedate dress
Slip into something a tad more sheer
Want to be an artist’s model
an odalisque, au naturel
Be good at spin-the-bottle
while you’ve still got something
left to sell
Want to be a cobra dancer
with Little Willie between my thighs
Do not find a cure for cancer
But meet plenty of single guys
Want to be a brothel worker
You’ve always been treated like one
Be a back-street lurker
Make more money
and have more fun
Want to be a dominatrix
which isn’t like you, but you can dream
learn S, and M,
and all those gay tricks
And men pay you to
make them scream
Want to be a porno starlet
(for that I'll wait till Mama’s dead)
See your name in lights of scarlet
and get to spend every day in bed
Want to be a tattooed lady
dedicated, as you are, to art
Characters bold, complex and shady
write your memoirs
across your heart.
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